They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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