whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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