Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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