I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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