therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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