STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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