That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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