I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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