I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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