yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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