he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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