my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Randomize
