I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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