If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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