my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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