...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
two words: eviction party
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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