I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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