I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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