Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it's like iHOP with fire
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You need a sexual gate keeper
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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