He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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