is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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