he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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