In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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