my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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