yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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