I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize