she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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