quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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