idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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