You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
