they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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