hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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