p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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