You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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