I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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