In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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