he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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