During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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