i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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