dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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