how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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