dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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