have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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