I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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