i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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