Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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