Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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