we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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