My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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