He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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