do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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