Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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