dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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