what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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